Crappy Gift Ideas for your Wife

Are you ready to disappoint your wife or girlfriend YET AGAIN? Do you want an evil Domme to make your special occasion awkward as fuck and possibly lead to a breakup? There’s really is no better way to prove what a shitty husband/boyfriend you are than buying disappointing gifts to please your loved ones.

Since I’m such an expert in reverse couples therapy let Me help you pick some gifts out that are guaranteed to hammer another nail into the divorce coffin! Here’s 15 Princess Shimmy approved gift ideas for your wife or girlfriend this xmas.